What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 01:42
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO